Rainy days seem to wind up sunny, long as you've got a little spending money

Yesterday was bad, but life goes on. I delivered an absolutely kickass cross-examination of the defendant in our fake murder trial, letting him tell his entire story, and then taking it apart meticulously through four pages of cross-examination questions. The judge complimented me on my exquisite control of the witness, not letting him get away and run down any weird tangents. Cross-examination is where the lawyer gets to talk and the witness says yes or no. It was awesome. It lifted my spirits considerably.

Today I am imaginary-shopping on the internet. I am drooling over The Kitchenaid Artisan Stand Mixer, complete with wire whip, flat blade and dough hook. It's on sale, and still way outside my price range. Beautiful, though. I could see myself making many wonderful things with it. It would be even better with the attachments, including the citrus juicer, the pasta roller and cutter attachments, and the truly awesome ice cream maker attachment.

What would you buy if you had a thousand dollars to shop with?