How can I explain, fly into the sun without a plane when you're near...

Hey everyone! Anybody want to be a character reference for me? I need six people who aren't related to me and who have never been my employer to tell the Illinois Bar Association that I'm a good person and have never really done anything very bad. If you're willing, leave me a comment with your name, address, and phone number. Don't worry, I'm screening all comments, so nobody will be able to stalk you off my journal. I promise, it's painless!