We stood in the window, played some Nintendo, sang a few bars of some pretty old song...

Happy Flunk Day, you crazy Knoxies. When you are having your midday lull and not ready for Karaoke and snow cones or more drinking, find me online and tell me all your stories. I love living vicariously. =)

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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	55% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	65.1%
Shamelessness	71.4% It takes a couple of drinks	79.2%
Sex Drive	84.2% The Pope is envious	77.6%
Straightness	16.1% Knows the other body type like a map	44.5%
Gayness	98.2% Repressed, are we?	83.8%
Fucking Sick	85% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 67.01% pure Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

I think that marrying my first boyfriend has hurt my scores on these tests. Though it has also broadened my horizons. So I guess it's a bit of a tradeoff. But I don't think I will ever get much less pure on the Gayness section, at least. Not without some serious changes. And I think Mike would disapprove, whatever those changes might be. =D

I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you!

Well, with all the purity testing going on here, I think it's only appropriate to mention the most wonderful purity test anywhere.

The Brunching Shuttlecocks 100 Question PurityParody Test

You can thank me later.