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Note my clever comma there, lest anyone should think I'm only interested in killing people who have knives. Where in fact, I am planning on killing everyone, at least in my dark and yarpy daydreams. Because the world would be better. For me, anyhow.
The primary target of my doom-inflicting knives are all the people who insist on hijacking the email lists I belong to to spread the news about their protest rallies or support rallies or sit around mentally masturbating rallies and what-have-you. Extra sharp knives for all the people who preface this by saying "I know it's against the rules to post this here, but it's SUCH a good cause" (this is said with extra mooshy moist lipsmacking, just because.)
Extra-sharp knives tipped with the venom of that snake that makes your blood coagulate and turn to jelly for the people who not only hijack the lists, they then start ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER OVER THE LISTSERV! Stabbing Frenzy! I don't need to hear you bicker, I think you're stupid enough already, trust me. Stay out of my emailbox and I will restrain myself from throwing water balloons at you as you sit on the lawn and pretend that you're doing something anyone cares about. I certainly think that's a fair trade. Even though, as Mike and I discussed many times last week, it's exceedingly tempting to add well placed "TS"s to all those "No War" signs. Dr. Scholls to the rescue!
Okay, now I feel better. Or at least not so likely to actually kill anyone with a knife. Excuse me while I go sharpen my spoons.
The primary target of my doom-inflicting knives are all the people who insist on hijacking the email lists I belong to to spread the news about their protest rallies or support rallies or sit around mentally masturbating rallies and what-have-you. Extra sharp knives for all the people who preface this by saying "I know it's against the rules to post this here, but it's SUCH a good cause" (this is said with extra mooshy moist lipsmacking, just because.)
Extra-sharp knives tipped with the venom of that snake that makes your blood coagulate and turn to jelly for the people who not only hijack the lists, they then start ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER OVER THE LISTSERV! Stabbing Frenzy! I don't need to hear you bicker, I think you're stupid enough already, trust me. Stay out of my emailbox and I will restrain myself from throwing water balloons at you as you sit on the lawn and pretend that you're doing something anyone cares about. I certainly think that's a fair trade. Even though, as Mike and I discussed many times last week, it's exceedingly tempting to add well placed "TS"s to all those "No War" signs. Dr. Scholls to the rescue!
Okay, now I feel better. Or at least not so likely to actually kill anyone with a knife. Excuse me while I go sharpen my spoons.
